Have you ever been so determined to do something and then when it comes down to crunch time you just sit by idly? Well, that's how I feel right about now. And it's not even anything too serious. I'm supposed to leave for California tomorrow morning and I can't even motivate my lazy butt to go finish washing my clothes. Gah... slothfulness is surely not the business.
Ok, so yesterday I went to work. And boy, I tell you your girl Jai must be losing her marbles because this white boys are beginning to become so attractive to me. And not to say that white men can't be attractive but I've ALWAYS had a personal preference for my black men. Shoot, to be completely honest, my preference has been for dark chocolate black men. It's nothing like a Kevin Garnett complexioned brother to walk in and I faint from unbelief. Lol. But anyway there's this guy I work with and he's cute --for a white boy. Lol. Yeah, sorry. I can't do it to my black brothers.
Yesterday I took my tacky butt to Target. I swear they try to do you so grimy. I seriously don't know why I didn't go to WalMart. Target is only the business when it comes to cheap clothes. But they sure are expensive on the little items. Man, that burned my butt. I spent almost $12 on 2 pairs of flip flops and some Ambi product. I don't know about yall our there but that's a big glutton and high for me. Especially because I'm broke.
And another thing. MoFo's always wanna ask you to promote and spread the word about them and when you ask them to return the favor they become a big hollywood Halle Berry Lawrence-wanna-change-his-name-to-Larry Fishburn superstar. I guess one thing is true --black folk will remain black folk.
Ok, now lemme stop. That was so politically incorrect of me.
But it is so true. Well I'm tired again.. the laziness is creeping back on me so I'm going to cut this short.
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